i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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