that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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