I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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