I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
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They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
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I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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