so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
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and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
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His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Holy shit dude........stairs
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