so explain again why im purple
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so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Who put my cat in the fridge?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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