Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
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we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
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I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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