I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
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