She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
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She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
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Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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