the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
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I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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