why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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