Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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