Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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