So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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