Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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