also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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