I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Randomize
