she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
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his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
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Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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