Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
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I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
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Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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