OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
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You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
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i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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