She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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