get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I am naked and annoyed.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.