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• (516): View more from New York

  Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  this is something i pride myself on being below average for

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  My glasses were in the garbage this morning

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.

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