Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
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Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
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I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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