your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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