we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I am naked and annoyed.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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