I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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