doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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