So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Randomize
