Porn is love you can see.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
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I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
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Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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