i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Mom said you looked used
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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