it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
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His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
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I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
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