When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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