So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
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I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
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Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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