Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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