Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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