And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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