they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
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anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
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My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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