hotel room ftw
"it" just moved
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Randomize
