Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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