I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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