Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
