Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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