Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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