I need help removing her.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
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I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
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Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
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