i need an iv and a liver transplant
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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