I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
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They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
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My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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