I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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