When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
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getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
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Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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