I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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