Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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