how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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