he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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