i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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