We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
