No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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