I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
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the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
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Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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