at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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