Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
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